We had to share this AMAZING email Jordan received from Entourage Member, Jeremy Allen, after opening his 2015 Fall Release shipment. An Epoch Moment that was not anticipated or planned, but one that Jeremy retells with perfection and had our entire team cracking up. Thanks for sharing, Jeremy!
I'm sorry. In fact I'm really sorry.
I was unpacking my two cases of Epoch yesterday and putting them safely in to my cellar and the Sensibility slipped out of my hand, fell to the hard floor and broke at the neck. Even though she's a well-educated, latin speaking lawyer, I must have been influenced more by her being a pretty girl with a petite body shape. Older guys sometimes do that.
Anyway, I reacted as fast as a young guy, and grabbed the bottle. Yes it was half empty, but I said, no, it's half full. I cleaned up the mess, but my cellar now just has a better aroma.
I strained the remaining wine, to make sure that there were no shards of glass, into a wine glass and covered it with an inverted sandwich bag (just as you would do with leftover guacamole!).
I know that you told me that the wines are still babies and that I should wait, but what was I supposed to do? This wasn't a normal birth. This was an emergency, premature caesarian.
So, I'm drinking it, on my own, before dinner tonight, and I'm a very happy man.
Soon I'll begin to try and understand your graphic interpretation.
Take care and please pass on my thanks and apologies to Bill and Liz, Meredith and the rest of the team.